Funny Questions
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Funny Headlines Iraqi head seeks arms. Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? Stolen painting found by tree. Two Soviet ships collide, one dies. Funny Sayings I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
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